What is your worst quality?
My first response to this prompt is quite telling.
“Bitch please, I ain’t got no flaws!”
I can pick out four flaws in that one sentence.
– I’m too defensive.
– I use expletives too often to convey my emotions.
– I make horrid grammatical errors, and I use too many exclamation points.
– I can’t pull off sounding black, no matter how hard I try. And I really shouldn’t try.
Ever lied on your job application? I did. I said I was flexible and adaptable to change. Yet, this morning when I saw the new WordPress colours I considered quitting this blog. What is this, Facebook? I don’t like change.
I get irrationally angry at EVERYONE, and then I can’t remember why I was angry, but that bitch mother %^$&%&$% better stop popping her gum or else I’m smackthat U&*&%*&^%(&*7y8975&%*^*@!
The worst flaw is though that I think there is something wrong with me and that I hide my true self from people who I want to like me. So instead of letting people know I’m crazy, I try to act all demure and sweet, making them think I’m a
pu pushover. And then I feel trapped and controlled and allow my crazy to slosh around in my skull like acid in a plastic vat.